Monday, May 2, 2022

Der 2. Mai, 2022: Meine Blogs auf Deutsch

Heute war ein sehr anstrengender Tag. Ja, Montag ist immer der arbeitsreichste und dieser war auch keine Ausnahme. Am Morgen um 5:45 machte ich meine Augen auf und dann machte nochmals für die nächsten 5 Minuten zu, aber ich wusste schon, , dass es nicht so lange dauern sollte. Ich wachte wieder auf und stand auf, und ohne zu baden und mir die Zähne zu putzen, ging ich direkt ins Arbeitszimmer und schaltete den Laptop ein. Ja, schon wieder Online-Unterricht. Der Morgenkurs dauert von 6:00 Uhr bis zu 8:30 und ich schwöre mir, dass das absolut anspruchsvoll ist, um diese Teufelzeit aufzustehen und zu unterrichten. 

Nach dem Unterricht machte ich eine Pause und legte mich wieder einmal ins Bett. Im Bett zu liegen ist mein Lieblingshobby. Das kann ich ganzen Tag ohne Pause machen. Um 9:00 habe ich eine neue Unterrichtsstunde. Sie dauert von 9:00 bis zu 11:30. Heute war der erster Tag dieses Kurses und die Lernenden gehöhren zur A1-Niveaustufe. Alle Lernenden standen unter einem doppelten Schock: neue Sprache - neue pädagogische Methode. In Indien ist es nicht so einfach, eine Fremdsprache zu unterrichten. Die Lernenden erwarten immer eine Übersetzung, aber so funktioniert es nicht, und in den ersten Tagen sind die Lernenden immer enttäuscht, weil sie eine andere Erwartung im Kopf hatten.  und in den ersten ein paar Tagen sind Lernende immer enttäuscht, da sie eine andere Erwartung im Kopf hatten. Aber man kann nichts dagegen tun. Nach einer oder zwei Wochen fühlen sich die Lernenden wohl und haben viel Freude an der Sprache.

Nach dem Unterricht aß ich zu Mittag: Reis und Daal, mein Liebelingsgericht. Dann machte ich ein nicht so kleines Nickerchen und stand direkt um 14:15 auf. Von 14:30 bis zu 17:30 hatte ich noch einen Kurs. Aber während des Unterrichts kam das ganze Team von Klempnern und ich musste mal hin und hier laufen. Die hatten ihre Aufgabe fertiggemacht. Das hat mich etwa 10.000 Rupien gekostet. Das war zu viel für diese Aufgabe aber ich hatte gar keine andere Option. Es gibt viel Mangel an qualifzierten Handwerkern und man muss den von ihnen verlangten Betrag bezahlen. Aber eine große Aufgabe ist letztendlich geschafft. Ich bin sehr froh.

Am Abend hatte ich zum Glück keinen Unterricht. Ich erldigte übrige wichtige Arbeiten und genoß meinen Abend mit meiner Familie.

Tuesday, September 8, 2020

100 Things to do before I die...

First published on 8th September, 2020
  1. Do C2 German (done)
  2. Do MA German (done)
  3. Do MA English (done)
  4. Clear Net German
  5. Do Ph.D. German
  6. Do C2 French (A1 done)
  7. Do C2 Spanish (A1 done)
  8. Learn Good Sanskrit (already started)
  9. Buy an iPhone with earned money (bought iPhone 15, not required now)
  10. Buy an Apple Laptop with earned money (not required now)
  11. Buy PlayStation (Got PS 4 and sold, not required now)
  12. Buy a beautiful house with earned money (done)
  13. Buy a Honda City with earned money (not needed now, got Honda Amaze. It is much better than Honda City)
  14. Buy an awesome cruiser bike. (Done, it was a good decision. I travel a lot.)
  15. Buy an SUV
  16. Visit Jammu (Jammu)
  17. Visit Kashmir 
  18. Visit Punjab (Amritsar, Moga, Morinda)
  19. Visit Haryana (Panchkula)
  20. Visit Himachal (Mashobra, Shimla, Kufri, Sisu, Manali, Kasauli, Dharmpur, Dharmshala, Barog, Kalol, Bir Biling, Jibi)
  21. Visit Uttarakhand (Dehradun, Rishikesh, Lansdowne, Ramnagar, Nainital)
  22. Visit Uttar Pradesh (Lucknow, Kanpur, Pilibhit, Prayagraj, Ayodhya)
  23. Visit Bihar (Purnia, Gaya, Bodhgaya)
  24. Visit Rajasthan (Jaipur, Jaisalmer)
  25. Visit Gujrat
  26. Visit Madhya Pradesh 
  27. Visit Maharashtra (Pune, Mumbai, Lonavla)
  28. Visit Goa (Done, North Goa, South Goa)
  29. Visit Telangana (Hyderabad)
  30. Visit Andhra Pradesh
  31. Visit Karnataka(Bangalore, Mysore, Byndore, Uduppi, )
  32. Visit Kerala (Trivendrum, Kochi, Kozhikode, Alappuzha, Wayanad, Varkala, Kannur, Thiruvalla)
  33. Visit Tamil Nadu (Coimbatore, Kanyakumari, Nagarcoil, Pondicherry, Auroville)
  34. Visit Orissa 
  35. Visit West Bengal (Kolkata)
  36. Visit Meghalaya
  37. Visit Assam
  38. Visit Nagaland
  39. Visit Manipur
  40. Visit Tripura
  41. Visit Arunachal Pradesh
  42. Visit Sikkim (Gangtok)
  43. Visit Nepal (Bhordia)
  44. Visit Bhutan
  45. Visit Germany (Berlin, Lübeck, Hamburg, Düsseldorf done)
  46. Visit Austria (done)
  47. Visit Japan
  48. Visit Kashmir
  49. Visit all states of India (Kerala, Tamil Nadu, Bihar, Uttarakhand, Himachal Pradesh, Delhi, Rajasthan, Sikkim, Karnataka, Haryana, Punjab, Maharashtra, West Bengal)
  50. Visit Greece
  51. Visit Switzerland
  52. Visit Finland
  53. Visit Iceland
  54. Visit Greenland
  55. Visit Antarctica
  56. Visit Dubai
  57. Visit New Zealand
  58. Visit the USA
  59.  Visit Canada
  60. Visit Mexico
  61. Visit all the continents (Asia, Europe)
  62. Visit space
  63. Visit moon
  64. Bike trip to all the beautiful places in Uttarakhand (Lansdowne, Rishikesh, Ramnagar)
  65. Bike trip to all the beautiful places in Himachal (Sisu)
  66. Learn to drive a car (done)
  67. Learn swimming (done)
  68. Learn tarot card reading (done)
  69. Read Geeta (done)
  70. Read Rigveda
  71. Read Yajurveda
  72. Read Samaveda
  73. Read Atharvaveda
  74. Read Geeta (Doing)
  75. Read Ashtavakra Geeta
  76. Do Bungee Jumping (Done)
  77. Do Helicopter riding
  78. Have 6-pack abs. (4 packs done)
  79. Go river rafting (Done)
  80. Do Paragliding  (done)
  81. Do dirt biking
  82. Ride to Leh Ladakh on a bike
  83. Have a beautiful garden
  84. Publish my own book
  85. Write a song for a film
  86. Do astral travel (Astro Travel does not exist)
  87. Be a monk for some time
  88. Be a student of the Xiaolin Temple
  89. Learn Mixed martial arts (Learnt for 6 months)
  90. Learn Guitar (trying)
  91. Learn Veena
  92. Learn dancing
  93. Learn flute
  94. To work in the theater
  95. To work in a film
  96. To publish a newspaper (done)
  97. To have a big library at home. (done and now not required)
  98. To attend a live comedy show. (Not needed now)
  99. To perform in a band
  100. Learn palmistry. (Not needed now)
  101. Learn to read a Kundli. (Not needed now)
  102. Learn NLP. (Not needed now)
  103. Be a lawyer (Doing)
  104. Present at least one case in court
  105. Bring change to the education system in India
  106. See live snowfall

Wednesday, September 23, 2015

Learn any Foreign Language...with zero effort.


5 Simple ways to enhance Foreign's Language vocabulary without much effort

1. Change your desktop's/Laptop's/ language to the targeted Language.


If you use you desktop on daily basis, you will learn atleast 5-10 new words every day.

2. Change your Facebook's language to the targeted Language.



3. Play all our favorite Games in the targeted Language.           

Awesome medium to get new vocab.

4. Now it's your cell's turn. Change its language to the targeted language.

Now everytime you check your mobile, you will learn something new.


5. What's better than whats app. If you use it frequently, just change its language to the targeted  language. 

You know your whatsapp usage. Just go on!




                                                                                                                                        

https://www.facebook.com/Learn-German-Chandigarh-859314974126012/timeline/





Monday, January 26, 2015

7 Stupid Logic used in Indian Advertisement

1. Fairness Creams make your fairer, from top to toe! 

Ear, neck, shoulder, back, small intestine....it works.
Source Image: Google Image Search

2. A Deodorant can make others' wives fall for you!

Kaash wo bhi deodorant lagate ya kabhi kabhi naha he lete..:P
Source Image: Google Image Search

3. Girls even have to fight aliens during their periods! 

Saari Musibate inhe dino aani thi...!!!
Source Image: Google Image Search

4. A girl sitting in a luxurious low-mileage car prefers a guy riding an economic high-mileage bike.

Yeah..Yeah..I love Cheap Bikes...Ahhhh
Source Image: Google Image Search

5. Generally, In a lift, you will find the most sexy girls.

tu to seediyo se ja, pure mohalla kharab kar rakha hai.
Source Image: Google Image Search

  6. People use stupid medicines for their body ache even when the right medicine is at home! 

Beta kalmuhi...ye medicine table pe he padi thi..
Source Image: Google Image Search

Agar school gyi hoti to dawai ka naam padh leti..
Source Image: Google Image Search

7. Toilet cleaner works beyond its reach.

Zara so lagao...
Source Image: Google Image Search


Dekha,,floor tak saafho gya..sach mei kifaayti
Source Image: Google Image Search



Friday, January 2, 2015

A Year More or A Year Less!

Welcome to 2015. A brand new year with brand new saturdays and sundays
Last year has gone, but it was never easy. Many difficult decisions were made. Some were right, some were wrong. Some pushed me up, some put me down.
I apoligized to few, forgot few, let few go, called few in. Circles got changed. People got changed. Places got changed.
Altogheter, it was a roller coaster ride. 
I always used to think a very famous proverb as just a bookish one but now I understand its real meaning, 'Time teaches everything'. It does.

'Life is a journey. Somebody can walk with you, but no one will walk for you'
At the end, it is your life, your decisions, your happiness. Let others talk. No will die for you. (If somebody does, never let him/her die).

I came across few people, Who, I believe, shouldn't have born (by few, I mean more than few).
I came across few other good people (by few, I literally mean few).
Few who are always in busy in making plots against others (That's what keep them happy, let them be).
Few other who are good (but they  hardly speak against bad people. That's why I don't want be pure good).

After all wrong decisions, bad mistakes, ill-implemented plans, poor focusing; I got new lessons, new learnings. With every step, I became bit stronger. I can feel it even in my ribs. 
It's a bad bad world only if you pay attention to it.

'If you want to live fearless, always have options'
I work under somebody. That somebody works under other somebody. Chain goes on. Pressure and tension flow via this chain. If you want to live few inches away from the bad part of the chain, then have other options open.
Or else, you will have to listen to those who are not even capable of thinking (We can call them less-intellecutal, that sounds formal).

'Start Believing, and Work for it'
Nobody will do it for you. You will have to move your ass, if you want to change it. I know, at times, it will be very difficult, but believe me, It wouldn't be as difficult as not doing it. People will criticize your decisions and actions (They will, even if you don't do it), don't worry about them. After sometime, they will follow you. you just have to be true to yourself. Remember the 7 deadly sins.

Last year was the year of decisions and changes. I went for them. This year might pay it off. Let's see.


Thursday, December 25, 2014

7 Sins that will take you to the hell

From Dante's 'Inferno'


1. Lust 

           

2. Gluttony 

3. Greed 

4. Sloth/Laziness 


5. Wrath/Anger 

6. Envy/Jealousy 

                         

7. Pride


Pride, arrogance, behaving superior to others are the biggest sin. 

Special Note: All types of crime are children of these 7 deadly sins.