Monday, October 27, 2014

Six Type of Passengers commonly witnessed by Rickshaw-walas

6 Categories of Passengers commonly witnessed by Rickshaw-walas:

1. The Silent Monks:
They just tell the destination, ask the fair, pay the fair and never look back.

Shhhh....

2. The Path Showers
They have their own GPS.
'arre bhaiya...wo lamba rasta hai, yahan se chalo.'
'Ghusa do is gali mei, dekha jayega..'
Ooopss..the shortcut!

3. The Extra Social Elements
'Kahan ke ho bhaiya?'
'UP mei kahan se?'
'Gorakhpur...arre...meri chachi ke bhai ke mama ka bhatije ki bahu ke bhai ki beti ki saas ka mama wahan rehta hai..!!!'

So, we are friends, Kiraya kam lagana ab.

4. The Haters
'Saala, kitna traffic jam hai, kitna pollution hai'
'Dheere chalo yaar...Upar nhi jana mujhe abhi.'
'Itni dheere kya chala rha hai. Wo dekh, budiya hamse aage nikal gyi.'
'Mera bas chale to saare he rickshew he band karwa doo.'
'Kiraya jyada le rhe ho bhaiya. Modi ke raaj mei sab mehanga ho gya hai.'
I am good at hating..

5. The Cellulars
They are just busy on their cells, no matter how long the journey is.
Yeah, I am listening..

6. The Skeptics
'Arre bhaiya..yahan kahan se le ja rhe. Rasta to wahan se hai.'
'Pehli baar nhi ja rhe hai hum.'
'Bahut purane hai is shehar mei Hum.'
something is fishy..!!

Saturday, September 6, 2014

Books I have read

Here is a list which contains all the books which I have read so far:
Currently reading: Sack the CEO

1. I too had a lost story by Ravinder Singh
2. Can love happen twice by Ravinder Singh
3. Revolution 20 20 by Chetan Bhagat
4. Three mistakes of my life by Chetan Bhagat
5. One night at a call center by Chetan Bhagat
6. Godly Blunder
7. My friend Sancho
8. Now we are rich, Let's fall in love by Durjoy Dutta
9. You were my crush, till you said you love me
10. Thing beyond forever by Radhika Sharma
11. If it is not forever, it is not love by Durjoy Dutta
12. Black hero in white house
13. Five Point Someone By Chetan Bhagat
14. Veer Durga Das by Munshi Premchand
15. Immortals of Meluha by Amish Tripathi
16. 34 Candies and Bubblegum by Preity Shenoy
17. Anything for you ma'am
18. Memories of midnight by Sidney Sheldon

Tuesday, May 6, 2014

Life is easy..

Today I realized a very simple fact of life.
Life actually is easy. it doesn't take lot of money or  people to enjoy it. today, we enjoyed a lot. i still remember my college days, when all of my friends, including me used to enjoy every occasion, every outing. we had limited source of money but still we used to rejoice them.
Now, we are job-doers, earn money, still we can't enjoy our lives. Everyone has his or her own reason.

But from now onwards, I will use no reason but just enjoy my life with my family, friends and loved ones.

It's been almost 2 and half months, i joined the college. I am very much happy after leaving Berger Paints. Money is not everything. I feel happy from within. though money is less, but i will make its option as well.
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Sunday, August 25, 2013

Dream V/S Reality

See, there are types of cases when we become ill:

1. You are sick but you don't know the treatment that is why you are not taking it.
2. You are sick but you know the treatment, even then you are not taking it.

In first case, there is sheer lack of knowledge. But in second case, there is sheer ignorance.

Mine is second case.
I know my dreams are big. They can't be fulfilled until I am in any kind of job. But reality says that the moment I leave the job, I would lost my place.
I want to do so many things but I just can't because of this job. (I don't know up to what extent I am right)

I want to leave this job and concentrate on my coaching business but at the same time, I can't afford to leave this job. Who would pay the deficit!

Life time job or Dream like life. It all depends on my decision whether to take risk or not.

Pros of leaving job:
1. I would be more free to complete my pending novel and poem.
2. I would get more time to concentrate on coaching.

Cons of leaving job:
1. A regular payment would stop coming.
2. I would be unable to pay home's expenses.
3. Parents may taunt me if, for the long time, I wouldn't give them budgeted money every month.
4. Society would comment me, taunt me.

See, following your dream is not that easy.

Saturday, August 10, 2013

zindgi..ek kitaab..

Zindgi kitab ke unchhue panno ki tarah hai..
Jin mei na jaane kya likha hua hai..
Har panna..dheere dheere palat ta hai..
Har panne mei kuch na kuch naya hota hai..


Main jo bhi likhu aaj..vo hamesha vaise nhi rahega..
Har baar kuch nya likhna hai..nhi to koi yaad nhi rakhega..
Aaj fir kalam uthi hai...kuch naya sa likhhne ko..
Fir shyaahi mehaki hai..taqdeer badalne ko..


Main jitna bhi likhu ki panne bhar jaye..
Main jitna bhi sochu ki waqt badal jaye..
Maloom hai ghadi ko chalna kis raftaar se hai..
Intzaar mei hai nadaan, shayad khel badal jaye..
..................................................................................................neeraj pant


main janta hoon..

Main janta hoon ki tera bahana kya hoga...

meri adhoori kahani ka fasana kya hoga..

kabhi yahin se gujre the tum mera hath pakad kar..    

ab in galiyo mein aana jaana kya hoga...

.............................................................................neeraj pant