Thursday, December 25, 2014

7 Sins that will take you to the hell

From Dante's 'Inferno'


1. Lust 

           

2. Gluttony 

3. Greed 

4. Sloth/Laziness 


5. Wrath/Anger 

6. Envy/Jealousy 

                         

7. Pride


Pride, arrogance, behaving superior to others are the biggest sin. 

Special Note: All types of crime are children of these 7 deadly sins.

Sunday, December 14, 2014

6 Things that we never understand, but RAPISTS do; very well.

1. Age is no criteria for maturity.

2. Don't be Racist. Treat everyone equally.

3. Black or White or any shade in between, all should be seen with same eye. 

Chahe Gori ho Ya Kaali Ho..

4. External Beauty is not important.

Ugly or Beautiful, all are equally victimised

5. Clothes never hide what you are.

They say, skimpy clothes are responsible for rape. Is it so?

6. 'Insanity is the Perfect Bliss' 

Thanks to our Lawyers, so called protectors of Truth
                               When they get caught, Lawyers try to prove them mentally ill.

Special Note: I


Thursday, December 4, 2014

10 Signs that show that you are Creative!

1. You doodle a lot.



Bored in meetings? Here is the doodle man.


2. You don't have 'take-the-revenge' attitude.

You put your energy in something better.


3. You love to study subjects which are not in your course. 



4. You are not quick-witted. 

You need time to think and answer.


5. You fall in true love, very frequently.

I am in Love, Again...


6. Your dreams are so weird. 

I hope, It was a dream.

7. For you, Money doesn't come at first place. 

Making Life and Making living are two different things.


8. You like to be you own boss.

I love to follow myself.


9. You are bad at being serious.

I try a lot, but all in vain!


10. You ask lot of questions.




Saturday, November 15, 2014

5 Cliches that every Pahadi has to go through in Desi'S World ..!!

1. Pahadi aati hai?

I can speak Hindi, English,, French, German. Kaunsi sunega?

2. Pahadi to bade bhole hote hai.

But I am an Exception. 

3. Acha, Uttrakhand se ho...Garhwali ho..

Dude! All South Indians are not Madrasis.

4. Suna hai, Pahado mei bhoot pishaach rehte hai.

Even I used to think like this, before I met you.

5. Yaar, tu to pahad se hai, koi tona-totka bata de..

Magic! Is Darwaje se bahar ja, aur gayab ho jaa

Tuesday, November 11, 2014

9 Signs that show that you are not serious in your relationship!

(and same can be applied on your partner)


1. You prefer your favorite show over talking to him/her.

Show is interesting, he/she can wait.

2. You don't feel comfortable while he/she fiddles with your cell.

I am Watching you..

3. You enjoy a night out with friends more than with him/her.

I am a Free animal...!!!

4. Now he/she needs your password. and you don't like it.


Did I ask Yours...Did I??

5. You have to think hard when it comes to his/her favorite dish, color, movie and the list goes on.

I know it..I know it..

6. Even after having a loving partner, you miss something in your relationship.


There is some and gap and I know it is from my side..

7. You just can't remember the dates which are important for your relationship.


What! yesterday was your birthday..Happy Birthday..

8. At times, you feel that, you can get a better partner.


I Wish..I Wish..

9. You can miss a date with him/her ; without any regret!


Next time babes, I am busy now...

Special Note: 

  • Non-seriousness doesn't mean cheating.
  • Non-seriousness can be temporary or permanent.



Wednesday, October 29, 2014

10 Hindi Words which are used by English Speaking People in their day-to-day language


1. पथ
      PATH

I don't know if Path was of Indian Origin. But they sound and mean almost similar
2. बेहतर
      Better

I don't know if Better was of Indian Origin. But they sound and mean almost similar.

3. जगन्नाथ
      Juggernaut


A form of one of the most powerful God,  Lord Vishnu and Jagannath means 'lord of the universe'
Juggernaut: The most powerful Mutant in X Men Series. and the word means the unstoppable force.

4. किस्मत
      Kismet

Both words mean fortune
5.  लूट
     Loot


6. अवतार
      Avatar
Both words mean reincarnation. 
7. जंगल
      J
ungle

8. ठग
      Thug
Both words can be used for criminal. Though English Thugs are more violent.
9. बॅँगला
      Bungalow
Ofcourse an Indian Origin Word.
10. कर्म 
       Karma

Monday, October 27, 2014

Six Type of Passengers commonly witnessed by Rickshaw-walas

6 Categories of Passengers commonly witnessed by Rickshaw-walas:

1. The Silent Monks:
They just tell the destination, ask the fair, pay the fair and never look back.

Shhhh....

2. The Path Showers
They have their own GPS.
'arre bhaiya...wo lamba rasta hai, yahan se chalo.'
'Ghusa do is gali mei, dekha jayega..'
Ooopss..the shortcut!

3. The Extra Social Elements
'Kahan ke ho bhaiya?'
'UP mei kahan se?'
'Gorakhpur...arre...meri chachi ke bhai ke mama ka bhatije ki bahu ke bhai ki beti ki saas ka mama wahan rehta hai..!!!'

So, we are friends, Kiraya kam lagana ab.

4. The Haters
'Saala, kitna traffic jam hai, kitna pollution hai'
'Dheere chalo yaar...Upar nhi jana mujhe abhi.'
'Itni dheere kya chala rha hai. Wo dekh, budiya hamse aage nikal gyi.'
'Mera bas chale to saare he rickshew he band karwa doo.'
'Kiraya jyada le rhe ho bhaiya. Modi ke raaj mei sab mehanga ho gya hai.'
I am good at hating..

5. The Cellulars
They are just busy on their cells, no matter how long the journey is.
Yeah, I am listening..

6. The Skeptics
'Arre bhaiya..yahan kahan se le ja rhe. Rasta to wahan se hai.'
'Pehli baar nhi ja rhe hai hum.'
'Bahut purane hai is shehar mei Hum.'
something is fishy..!!